My brother is 3 years older than me. We are friends. I was thinking and laughing today remembering some of the shitty things we did to each other growing up.
Here are the top 4 shittiest things I ever did to my brother.
4. Told my parents he didn't use any soap or shampoo in the tub to wash himself. Said he used the bubbles from the bubble bath only. Probably true.
3. Told my parents he did his homework on the bus in the morning on the way to school. True.
2. Began screaming and crying on several occasions, claiming that he hit me, when he hadn't. My dad would hit him every time he hit me, so I lied to get him hit.
1. Told my mother I caught him using her vibrator... eh, her "back massager"... on his privates when it was really that he'd caught me.
His list tops mine.
Sibling stories anyone? C'mon share!!
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My sister is 6 years older than me. Other than the fact that she always told me I was adopted, she pretty much tormented me constantly. The most beloved form of torture occured while she sat on my chest, her knees pinning down my shoulders. She would lean over my face and hack up the biggest loogy possible. She would then let the loogy drool from her mouth over my face. Slowly, slowly, stretching oh so thinly until...SUCK! She'd suck it back up into her mouth. Then, without warning, the drooling loogy would plummet to my face. Splat!
Eventually I became stronger than her and one day decided it would be a good gesture on my part to defend myself with one swift clock of my fist to her jaw. That was a swift end to her torture. The best part was that i didn't even get in trouble for it!
Well, I had a brother who was 2 yrs older than me; he was killed in a car accident at the age of 27 5 yrs ago :( anyways, I wish the time turns back again.... you don't reckon what you have untill it's already gone, I admit that I had been mean 2 him all the time snitching about him 2 our parents, being jealous of him, getting busy with my career and not sharing him special moments when he married or when he had his first and only lovely baby girl. geees I just wish he was among us today, I always wished when he was still alive 2 be a lonely boy 2 manipulate my rich parents wealth and interest; and here I am like Maculay Calkin in "Home Alone" The wish came true in a tragic way.
Please all...Family is all what matters, I'm sure you already know that..No matter how difficult it seems 2 be, but spend some effort 2 express your love and care- which I'm sure u have- towards your Parents, brothers, & Sisters.
Cheers.....
Man that is twisted...
Using your mothers phallace!?
UGH!
Cin, I think that's funny.
GFM, I hope you got her back.
Junior, I am so sorry to know of your loss. I am really grateful all the time for the relationship I share with my brother. Thanks for reminding us not to take each other for granted.
Canopenner, yeah... well, it really was a back massager. I don't think she ever thought of that for that and as for me... I was just trying to figure things out (on TOP of my jeans, thank god). TMI for sure, I know.
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