So, I really foreshadowed the shit out of that disappearance, huh?
I re read my posts. Man, a lot has changed. Who was that person who couldn't live without training in martial arts? I went back to class for a month threw up one night, accidently took someone else's weapons bag one night, was balls out into it another night, skipped the next 3 nights to hang out with E and S, liked that best so came home and hung up my belt. Now S and I train on the back porch and that's just fucking fine. Those 20 more pounds will catch up with that 50 I lost already sometime. S thinks I'm hot, so I am. Jiggle it!
"I love work! I would love to go back to work! No problem about working!" Fuck that. I work 65 -70 hours a week and I have a 7 month old love of my life waiting on hold all that time. That can kiss my ass. S takes the bar next week and he'll ace that mutha. I can't wait. They did give me more money and they said over and over how valuable I am and I appreciate that... but life is not about that rat race anymore. I'll still work. I love to work. Just not so much and not for anywhere that doesn't do something good for this godforsaken planet and the life on it. Poor mother earth needs all the help she can get. And I am a powerhouse!
So, things I can now do in under a minute:
- apply lotion, brush teeth, put in contacts, put on deod
- get dressed, prepare myself a meal, get coffee creamed sugared and poured
- change E's diaper, strap on the nursing pillow, whip out the boob, put E on and moo
- all things related to sex
Hope everyone is well.
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SHE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Wahoo! Great post, darlin'. You sound strong, and as kick ass as you ever was...but a lot faster at sex, primping and that other stuff...
Happy to see you here. You are doing a mahvelous job! Celebrate.
lovelovelovelove
Hey, lots of telecommuting in this world. If you're so valuable, let them work it so you work from home three days a week. Or else go part time.
You have proven your value and your loyalty to your company. And they were probably aware this would happen to you; you're the loyal type.
So make THEM an offer this time.
P.S. It's funny that you wrote a post yesterday for the first time in ages. This is the first time in ages that I've had a minute to check on you.
Maybe it was Grammy gettin us together for a spot since she knows this month isn't our favorite. I tend to improve after March 2nd... Miss her and love you.
Mommafi... missed you the most. Thanks for being there the whole time. xoxo
Yay! So good to see you writing. Ya know, you are an amazing writer. Amazing. And the list of daily tasks you can do under a minute? Phew! You've got me beat and I've been doing it for almost 10 years! Love you!
I can cook 3-minute noodles in a minute.
I just divide them into three pots on three separate burners.
now that's talent grumblecook. (sorry cin - i couldn't resist!)
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